Pre-Adventure Terms & Conditions

Friends, Romans, Dreamers, Giraffes & Adventurers, lend me your ears:

Okie dokie, before embarking on any adventure contained herein, you must agree that neither KJ and/or The Dreamy Giraffe and/or anyone affiliated, related or associated with either of the aforementioned parties are responsible for any eyestrain you may experience due to embarking on any adventure contained herein.

KJ is so.extremely.wordy and has been officially diagnosed with incureable keyboard diarrhea.  Therefore, each and every adventure will probably go on about ten paragraphs past the point where any normal blogger would write "The End".   If you attempt to read any adventure in its entirety (approximately 28097987232 words) in one sitting and have to get some of those non-perscription reading glasses from Wal-Mart as a result, that's all on you, kid. 

Also, you must be at least as tall as that sign over there to ride.   Buckle in, watch your hands and feet, and enjoy.

Comments

[Lisa]

LOL!

[Danielle]

he he he... good stuff! It would have to be more than a considerable amount of eyestrain for me to stop reading a blog... I love em! Thanks for your sweet post about our baby- we love him already and being an Aunt of two lil nieces I totally know what you mean about falling in love with them just feeling the kick by placing your hand on their mom's tummy :) It is amazing isn't it?

[Sara's Texture Crafts]

Thank you for the health warning LOL! Great blog... Sara x

[Diane Duda]

Thanks for the etsy heads-up! OMG it really makes a difference!
That picture went from 116 views yesterday to 249. Woo Hoo!

[jessilynn]

I am so thrilled to find out you have a blog, and a super sweet one at that! :) I have added you to my list of daily frequented blogs.

-The disclaimer is super cute! :)

-sparks

[kiwi]

Aw, we should collaborate. my posts are all pictures and barely a complete sentence.

[Strange Bird]

Thank you so much for the tip about the "Etsy Mini" - I just added one to my blog. I love yours, by the way!

[eydie]

I can tell you love life and all you do! You are the perfect blogger!

[charmsnfindings]

What a cute blog and an equally attractive personality to boot :))

[cathy]

love your disclaimer lol - great blog :) and great work :))
(scrap4u)

[Jessica Marie]

Thanks for coming over to my blog to say hello! And for the compliment on my jewelry, I'm just starting ot get it out there!
And your pictures are to cute! I'm glad to have another friend out here in computer / blog land!

[Sandra Evertson]

What a Charming blog you have here, will be back to visit often!
Sandra Evertson

[Alexandra]

waw! suuuuch pretty drawings!!!

i'm with you on following your dreams and living life how you want it. my problem is that evinl corporate drones keep sucking me in! i leave ny and just about do the same thing in holland- oh well...maybe one day....

[Cre8Tiva]

have we danced yet...hope you're having a ghoulish day...blessings, rebecca

[Leslie M]

You'd be amazed at the voice in my head that just read your disclaimer.

[Grace]

I just found your Etsy store today and have been drooling over your art.

I'll be here often to check out your blog. I consider myself forewarned about the possibility of extreme eyestrain! :)

~Grace

[hazel]

Hysterical! I really need some of those glasses so I can spend more time here! I LOVE LOVE LOVE the BOSS print you just listed! It is on my favorites and I will be purchasing it ASAP!!!!!

[Tracy]

I love your blog. It's adorable & a joy to read. & your artwork is super gorgeous :)

[sophie]

oh my! You know, I've always made fun of my hubby (who's 9 1/2 years older) because he's needed reading glasses. He warned me "it will happen to you ONE DAY". I always thought "not me, I'm too cute". I see the signs & sometimes their blurry! Thanks for the warning... luckily my vain won't keep me away from your blog!